HOLLYWOOD Vs BOLLYWOOD (movie and soap)

 

I know,the above pic is hilarious and it tells the truth about the condition of TODAY'S bollywood.These are why I feel Hollywood is better than Bollywood:-


#1 Bollywood lacks ORIGINALITY and CREATIVITY whereas Hollywood does have them both.Hollywood either uses original plots or uses the plots of various novels (which I feel is a great thing to do).But Bollywood just copies (or rather just dubs in hindi) the Hollywood movies.Sometimes I feel that they just ruin (AND LITERALLY RUIN) the whole plot of the corresponding Hollywood movies.Here are some of the examples of Bollywood copying Hollywood.:-


a. Chocolate (Anil Kapoor) ~ The Usual Suspects (1995) {EXACT COPY}

b. We are family ( Karan Johar ) ~ Stepmom (1998 )

c. Meri Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai  ( Sanjay Gadhvi ) ~ My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

d. Koi Mil Gaya ( Rakesh Roshan ) ~ E.T. (1982),Forrest Gump (1994)

e.Murder ( Anurag Basu ) ~ Unfaithful ( 2002 )

f. Hum Tum ( Kunal Kohli ) ~ When Harry Met Sally ( 2004 )

g. Main Aisa Hi Hoon ( Harry Baweja ) ~ I Am Sam ( 2001 ) {EXACT COPY}

h. Salaam Namaste (Siddarth Anand ) ~ Nine Months ( 1995 )

i. Krrish (Rakesh Roshan) ~ Paycheck (2003)

and the list is ENDLESS!!!!!!

#2 I am fed up watching those TYPICAL Bollywood songs,that I don't know,pop up from where and just start playing in the middle of the movie...and that too without even having any link with the on going story.I mean,don't know who got this idea of composing any crap song and inserting it in the middle of a movie without making any SENSE.And one of the funniest part is.....THE SONG GOES ON AND ON TILL 3-4 DAYS AND THE ACTOR AND ACTRESS ,DON'T KNOW HOW, CHANGE THEIR CLOTHES AND HAIRSTYLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SONG....Isn't it magical??? :P

And yes the song goes on while the location also changes.....with some weird kind of dance...!!! lolzzzz...

It's like first they compose any kind of song and then they try to insert it in the middle of movie by making all sorts of changes in the main plot.Means they try to turn the plot upside down just for a stupid song!!!!!! how idiotic!!

And also I don't know what is the concept behind those stupid item songs....I guess they just try to cover up a really bad story by having any kind of sh*ty item song in it just to catch the attention of all those cheap audience...{ I think Chhammak chhallo is the most decent item song ever,...I mean in songs like 'Sheila ki Jawani' "I'm too sexy for you,main terre hath na ani".....NAHI ANA HAI TOH MAT A....WHY ARE YOU SINGING THAT??? :P }
Whereas in hollywood either they have songs in appropriate places (like in the movie step up while the dances they have song,and those dances mean ACTUAL DANCE) or they have those soothing background scores or soundtracks....And those soundtracks seem to be soooo apt for those scenes....I really appreciate their choice.

And then comes item songs....ya there are songs in hollywood also that we can say as item songs like those of lady gaga....but I think that they have some meaning in them and that they don't sound cheap...They sound like they have some kind of standard in them which the Bollywood ones lack.....!!!!

#3 In  Bollywood,even the poorest of people will have more no. of clothes than we have...everyday a new set of clothes....BE PRACTICAL....DO THEY THINK US STUPID OR DO THEY WANNA SHOW THEIR STUPIDITY????
Hollywood doesn't lack that practicality.

#4 And then comes the usage of technology...How beautifully did Hollywood make AVATAR & HARRY POTTER..!!! It was just AWESOME...MINDBLOWING!!! It was like Pandora and Hogwarts REALLY EXIST!!!!! and so do the people.!!!
Sometimes I think what would have happened if Bollywood would have tried to make the remake of AVATAR....it would have been a hit.....but as a comedy!! :P lolzz

#5 Then comes soaps and serials.....OMG...they are soooo miserable....The housewives,always in those party wear saris,with those heavy makeups EVEN WHEN THEY ARE SLEEPING??!!!!!!! and then when it's time to go out somewhere..."MAIN TAIYAAR HOKAR ATI HU"....I say " AUR KITNA TAIYAAR HONA HAI!!!!!?????????????"

And then the protagonist girl will have all sorts of problems coming up that could exist....I mean first problem with marriage,now marriage done then with those devranis and jethanis,then baby complications,then husband complications,then another women in her marriage and then the ANOTHER WOMEN tries to kill her, and then if she succeeds tht protagonist will die....she won't be there in scene for few episodes and then comes the awesome comedy.......PLASTIC SURGERY!!!!!! if it's like the protagonist just got saved somehow from a fire ....then now she comes with undergoing plastic surgery...DON'T KNOW WHO WAS SOOOOOO GENEROUS TO PERFORM HER  WITHOUT ANY MONEY........OR WAS SHE HAVING HER CREDIT CARD WITH HER WHEN SHE WAS KILLED ...!!!! and then who said plastic surgery makes any person SHORTER OR TALLER OR CHANGES THEIR VOICE!!!! I just laugh how all these serials lack a thing named COMMON SENSE or PRACTICALITY...Whereas in Hollywood all seems so practical,so real!!!!! there are no devrani-jethani problem,there is no ULTRA-MIRACULOUS PLASTIC SURGERY ...They just have a simple story,....with everything practical and realistic ....and yes they do have common sense,....!!!!


So that's what I feel....

Comment below your views or any other point which I have left!!!!!!
:)